| 『老爸的英文情書』 |
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| 老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心 |
| 的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼， |
| 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是OH！MY GOD！ |
| 很有一套喔！ |
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| Dear wang litte sister:親愛的王小姐 |
| >From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上你。 |
| Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. |
| Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. |
| 妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來? |
| Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. |
| When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. |
| 也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情 |
| I think l should introduce myself to you. |
| 我想應該介紹一下自己。 |
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| I call Li big great. Toyear 25 |
| 我叫李大偉,今年25(今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear.至於偉就翻成great吧！) |
| My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. |
| 我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 |
| I am a good man, in a big company work. |
| 我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 |
| I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. |
| 我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 |
| Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, |
| and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; |
| 請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。 |
| (實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於 |
| 「廟」字,也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。) |
| Like Your people |
| 喜歡妳的人 |
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| ……原來做早操的英文是make early fuck…… |
老爸的英文情書...哈哈
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