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[轉貼]【開懷篇】Ship her home(送她回家鄉)

【開懷篇】Ship her home(送她回家鄉)

A man and his wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there,the wife passed away.
一對夫婦到耶路撒冷度假,很不幸旅遊期間太太過世了。

The undertaker told him, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
殯葬業者告訴他:「把她遺體送回家鄉需花費五千美元,
如果葬在巴勒斯坦只要一百五十美元。」丈夫想了想決定運送回去。

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
殯葬業者好奇的問說:「葬在這裡非常理想,只要一百五十美元。
為什麼您要花那麼多錢運送您的夫人回去呢?」


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
丈夫回道:「很久以前有一男子死在這裡,也葬在這裡,三天過後,他復活了。我絕對無法接受這種際遇。」

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